Texas Techies

Was reading through the local Star-In Tech published by The Star and stumbled across this article.It's something good so decided to share it out with the bloggers. Enjoy yourselves..:)

Texas translation of tech terms.

Log On: Making a wood stove hotter.
Log Off: Don’t add no more wood.
Monitor: Keeping a eye on the wood stove.
Download: Gettin’ the farwood off the truck.
Megahertz: When yer not keerful gettin’ the farwood.
Floppy Disc: Whatcha git from trying to carry to much farwood.
RAM: That thing tha splits the farwood.
Hard Drive: Gettin’ home in the winter.
Prompt: What the mail ain’t in winter.
Windows: What to shut when it’s outside.
Screen: What to shut when it’s black fly season.
Modem: Whatcha did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix’s wife.
Laptop: Where the kitty sleeps.
Keyboard: Where ya hang the dang truck keys.
Software: Them dang plastic forks and knives.
Byte: What them dang files do.
Chip: Munchies fer the TV.
Mouse: What eats the grain in the barn.
Mouse Pad: That’s hippie talk for the mouse hole.
Mainframe: Holds up the barn roof.
Enter: Northerner talk fer “c’mon in, y’ all.”
Microchip: What’s in the bottom of the munchie bag.


Have a great day ahead…